OH VIRGINIA !
David. M. Adam, Jr.
Oh Virginia!!
When God Created Virginia
(even non-Virginians should love this one.)
God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over
there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, "What's that one?"
"That's Virginia , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful
mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The
people from Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers
of good things"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington , D.C. ..
Wait till you see the idiots I put there!"
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David M. Adam, Jr.
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