How Moses Got the Ten Commandments
MyRightWingDad
God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."
"I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
"I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
"I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
There, that should offend just about everybody.
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