The Future?
. Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
. Operator : "We are 'connected to the system' Sir"
. Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza...?"
. Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
. Customer: "How come?"
. Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
. Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
. Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. You'll like it"
. Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
.Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
. Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost?
. Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99
. Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
. Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
. Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
. Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
. Operator : "You can't do that Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
. Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
. Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
. Customer: " What the..?"
. Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Harley,...registration number E1123..." . Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
. Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language to a policeman...
. Customer:( Speechless)
. Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
. Customer: "Nothing... by the way... are you giving me the 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
. Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " !!!!
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