Top posted Dorian update:

 

This analysis of the Joplin tornado DESTROYS the Dorian hoax.

As of the 10AM CST update, Dorian is weakening significantly, so significantly I think they are losing it. That's what they get for trying to coax an ocean that did not want to cooperate because it was simply too cold.

My final answer on Dorian - compare Dorian to Joplin

They went so overboard (brainlessly) with Dorian that they put the wind speeds far beyond the worst tornado disaster in recent American history. So now it is time to shred this hoax.

In the main window below there is an analysis of Joplin done by weather experts that the Weather Channel posted. I have it captured if they change it (now posted on the left) Dorian, as advertised, had higher winds than the Joplin tornado, and Dorian stayed in one place for 500X as long as the Joplin tornado did, and covered an area hundreds of times larger than the Joplin tornado. If the Bahamas don't look like chocolate pudding, without a trace of civilization anywhere except for random metallic shapes that are what is left of the cars, they hoaxed Dorian and that's all there is to it. The devastation should be complete if winds really did hit 220 MPH like Zero Hedge claimed. As bad as Joplin was, 83 percent of the devastation was caused by winds of 135 mph, with only a small portion of the damage being done by 180 MPH winds right on the tornado's eye wall.

 

If Dorian was as stated, the aftermath should be Joplin times about 50,000 (300 times the area X 500 times as long X far more intense winds.)

 

Dorian is a classic example of having the method of telling a lie so big everyone will believe it FAIL, only ignorance will get them through this one, hard times in leftist land, they'd have been better off ditching it in the Atlantic than lying like they did.

UP AND COMING STORY: FANTASTIC CONSTRUCTION IN THE BAHAMAS SPARED THEM THE WORST. You read it here first!

 

AFTERMATH VIDEOS AND LIVE FEED LAY WASTE THE DORIAN HOAX - HERE IS 22 MINUTES OF VIDEO OF DORIAN DESTROYING FREEPORT IN THE BAHAMAS, WHERE THE DAMAGE WAS AMONG THE WORST.

Anything built worth a crap was not damaged AT ALL. There is no video evidence whatsoever, even after they stalled this storm for max damage, there's no evidence of anything over a cat 1. I suspect the NWS, which has an influence over the wind map, hoaxed it up to a cat 2 but could not get away with more.

The hoax is not holding, and public opinion is coming out flatly against the MSM lie. This video shows one of the "hardest hit" areas. Very little happened other than damage to low lying areas from storm surge. Obviously storm surge is going to wreck the shoreline, possibly even from just a mere tropical storm.

 

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE GIFT THE HOAXERS HANDED THIS SITE, WHICH CALLED IT AS IT WAS THE ENTIRE TIME, AND NEVER WAVERED. NOT A SINGLE VIDEO SHOWS ANY MORE THAN CAT 1 DAMAGE. THIS IS NOT A JOPLIN.

The mayhem the scamming MSM and Noaa caused is worth a MASSIVE CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT.

I AM CALLING IT: DORIAN IS A TOTALLY MANUFACTURED STORM AND THEY HAVE PARKED IT OVER THE BAHAMAS TO ALLOW IT'S WEAK 81 MPH WINDS TO DO AS MUCH DAMAGE AS POSSIBLE, GIVEN ENDLESS TIME TO DO IT.

They are obviously trying to get Dorian to kick up a costal current and have the water wash houses away. Given enough time in one spot, it definitely will do it. Dorian has now been parked in the same spot for 17 hours.

They are not going to be able to get Dorian to do significant damage after moving it on to Florida but there's little doubt they are hoping for it to miraculously strengthen if they keep it parked over the water. The ocean just is not hot enough to contribute enough to do it.

 

Observation on Dorian:

They are keeping it parked over the Bahamas for HOURS AND HOURS without it moving to maximize the damage they can get from approximately 100 mph wind. THE JOPLIN TORNADO DID IT'S DAMAGE IN UNDER A MINUTE AND MOVED ON, AND WAS RATED LOWER THAN THIS HURRICANE. If there's more than mud left of the Bahamas after this, without a trace of civilization in sight, they hoaxed this. If their ratings are accurate, absolute annihilation is only thing possible with stronger winds than Joplin, hundreds of times more area than Joplin and 500X the time to do damage.

Robot pole dancers a crude joke

When looking for the latest Dorian hoaxes, I noticed headline on Drudge: "Robot pole dancers" and checked the subject out.

Here is what these robots are:  They are totally non sentient mobile props that could have been done in 1951 if someone was audacious enough to do it back then. They are not significantly more complex than a dancing dash board hula doll, performing nothing but repeat motions like a washing machine would. The security camera enclosure heads with LED "faces" top off the creep factor and at least whatever tinkerer made this got a reasonable hip movement while the "robot" stays tied to the pole because it can't balance, can't do any unique movement, can't think at all, and has 3 motors on repeat, one moving the hips, one moving the arm and one moving the head.

 

As a joke to draw curiosity seekers they'll work, but they are not robots, they are just stage prop level contraptions. The Chuck-E-Cheese animatronic band any Chuck-E-Cheese might have blows these robots away from a technology standpoint and has for 30 years.

 

They got Dorian up to a category 2

 

It looks like they might get it up to a category 3. My guess is that it is going to hit whatever is the biggest target that will provide the best photo ops because they got it "strong enough".

 

Let's put Dorian in perspective:

This is the best call on this bluff I can think of: Compare Dorian to the Joplin tornado.

Let's put this in even more clear terms:

They are claiming Dorian is equal to the tornado that hit Joplin (an epic devastator tornado) except with a damage path 100+ miles wide. Check out this in depth analysis of the Joplin tornado, done by meteorological experts. By their numbers Dorian is outperforming the Joplin tornado significantly, plus doing it with a damage path 200 times as wide. If we don't see THAT kind of damage where Dorian makes landfall, across the entire length of a 2 hour drive, they lied about Dorian.

I have obviously captured that article because they'll back wipe it once they figure out it blows the lid off Dorian. The damage Dorian did in the Bahamas was nowhere near as bad as the Joplin tornado, with 185 mph sustained winds and gusts to 220 as claimed, Dorian should have totally out performed the Joplin tornado, which according to the NWS had max wind gusts of 208 mph, but experts have concluded the Joplin winds never broke 200 even in the worst gusts. Compare the Joplin damage to the Dorian damage. Dorian is NOT EVEN CLOSE, which proves the cat 5 rating is a BIG FAT LIE.

What they are saying about Dorian makes it an F5 tornado more than 100 miles across. The devastation should be absolute, with the ground scoured to oblivion and not a trace of human habitation left AT ALL.

 

THE VERDICT IS IN - THEY LIED ABOUT DORIAN

Dorian hit the Bahamas and did cat 1 damage, just as I said, with the worst video being of the ocean shore. Away from the ocean virtually every house is intact and some are not damaged at all, not even the shingles after a direct hit. That's not possible with a cat 5.

 

Look at this video from the Bahamas: https://youtu.be/dHhBtDYaWNI

 

Dorian scored a direct hit here. And the damage is typical of a strong cat 1. No hurricane is play time, cat 1's do significant damage. Note in the video:

There are many houses TOTALLY UNHURT, not even missing shingles. There are lots of houses missing shingles. There are a couple that got wrecked. Those probably had termite damage. It is obvious 90+ mph winds hit, but it is also obvious those winds were NOT 185 mph as stated.

 

The Bahamas have CAT 1 DAMAGE after taking a direct hit from "cat 5" Dorian

Except for where the ocean did the damage, houses in perfect line of wind are still standing, missing only their shingles. That's cat 1 damage.

Jim Stone